- FE. Fressen Excessen. Characterized by insatiable urges to snack.
- FFA. Fast Food Addiction. After all the news of the lawsuit, is it any surprise?
- CRBA. Chinese Restaurant Buffet Addiction. It finally got a separate category that was long overdue.
- EPO. Eating from the Plates of Others. Needs no explanation. Includes a subcategory for eating the French Fries of others at fast food places.
- ISH. I’m Still Hungry. Inability to be without food for a period of over one hour. Often afflicting teenagers, esp. post-pubescent males.
- PA. Pepsi Addiction.
- FtS. Follow the Smell. An irresistible urge to eat when smelling food being prepared. Variant: Inability to abstain from food when others around you are eating.
- FS. Food Sneaking. Any eating done while hoping one will not be caught in the act by family members.
- ESU. Eating standing up. A delusion based on the errant thought that eating without sitting does not result in weight gain.
- JCEPS. Jews Conflicted by Eating Pork and Shellfish.
- B & B. Binge and Binge. For people who haven’t heard about the binge-purge syndrome. Secondary symptom: obesity.
- Anorexia Schmanorexia. Parents who doubt that their 16 year old daughter’s 65 pound weight could be caused by a psychological disorder.
- BBn. Big Boned. Replaces Morbid Obesity.
- CPC. Compulsive Pencil Chewing. Also compulsive pen chewing. Variant: compulsive pen clicking.
- CF. Compulsive Flossing: defined as flossing 3 or more times a day, with active engagement of both adjacent tooth surfaces.
- CWD. Compulsive Water Drinking. Can go no longer than 3 minutes without a swig.
Some of the contents can be found in the source below:
Source: http://www.division42.org/MembersArea/IPfiles/IP_Fall_02/humor.html
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